Meet The Midnight Owl, a nocturnal creature fueled by caffeine, curiosity, and the irresistible lure of "just one more chapter." By day, they blend in with the world, but when the clock strikes midnight, they transform into a full-blown book fiend. Their bed becomes a fortress of paperbacks and hardcovers, with their phone screen glowing as they browse for just one more book to add to their ever-growing "to-be-read" pile.

Suddenly, at 2 a.m., it strikes: the impulse buy. Maybe it's that obscure fantasy series they've heard whispers about, or perhaps a sapphic novel about two best friends falling in love they never knew they needed. The thrill of a late-night book haul is like magic, because everyone knows books bought at 3 a.m. come with extra adventure.

They may wake up to a dozen emails confirming their purchases, but there are no regrets—just more stories to dive into. The Midnight Owl is forever chasing the perfect plot twist, perpetually stuck between "just browsing" and "checkout complete."

Are you a Midnight Owl?